November 8, 2018
No 23 Okoko Street
Orji, Owerri, Imo State – Nigeria
The President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
Abuja – Nigeria
Through:
The Minister of Information & Culture
Federal Minister of Information & culture
Abuja – Nigeria
Dear sir,
*APPLICATION FOR THE EXALTED POSITION OF A PRISONER*
With reference to your amazing revelation that El-Zak Zaky is fed with N3.5million naira monthly and the other equally amazing revelation by the Minister of Interior, General Danbazau, that N14,000 is used to feed one prisoner a day, I wish to apply most honourably for the position of a prisoner in any of the prisons where this N14,000 is used to feed the inmates.
I am a harmless person and ordinarily I have no business with the prisoners and would never have any reason to sleep there, but with the “good” life the prisoners are enjoying under this regime, and considering that the daily feeding per prisoner costs only N14,000 which is less than the national monthly minimum wage, I have decided to submit myself for consideration to enable me enjoy with the inmates.
I am sure you will soon see more applications than you can handle after giving my application a favourable consideration.
I have studied up to first degree with two master’s degree. Find attached copy of my curriculum vitae.
I look forward to your invitation for interview.
Yours faithfully,
Omenuko Chief Priest
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